Dealing with website hosting is kinda nerdy
Then again… so am I
So if the idea of dealing with hosting companies and domain names and SSL certificates (oh my) overwhelms the crap out of you, then let me put my nerdiness to good use and do it all for you.
Here on the good ol’ interwebs, you get what you pay for, baby.
When you pay $3 for website hosting, you get exactly $3 worth of support.
But you WILL get to spend more valuable time and money trying to get goofy broken things to work and waiting weeks on end for tech support to respond to your support requests, so… YAY.
Or you can let me manage it for you.
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Your site will live on 
’s servers because they’re the absolute BEST.
Puh-lease trust me when I say I’ve tried ALL the hosting companies out there… dirt cheap, mid range, fancy-pants, and EVERYTHING in between.
Flywheel is THE winner. No contest.
4 reasons you should let me do this
Managed hosting is REALLY freaking fast
Cheap hosts cram as many sites as possible onto one server which means slow load times and possible crashes if some rando site on your server gets busy – LAME. But with managed hosting, you get your own dedicated resources so no one else will mess up your site’s performance or impact your bottom line.
It’s secure AF
Basically, some people are dicks and we have to protect our sites from malware and hacker attempts – but that’s all on YOU if you have a cheapy website host. Flywheel is completely on top of the latest security stuff and proactively blocks threats whenever they can. And IF (and that’s a big “if”) your site is somehow compromised, Flywheel will fix it for free.
Flywheel has *the* best support team
If you have a problem and need to contact “the other hosting guys,” you’re either gonna have to go through approximately 427 different steps to find it, or you’re gonna’ get a stupid robot. With Flywheel, you’ll get REAL, ACTUAL HUMANS on the other end. What?!?! And they’re total geniuses, too – not like those goobers who work at the “Genius Bar” but don’t actually know shit.
you get *me* + I totally love you
Flywheel is effing amazing and all (they handle the upgrades, security, + backups) but I’m gonna’ do EVERYTHING you need, yo. I’ll be updating your themes and plugins for you AND handling any goofy techy issues with the support team. Basically, you’ll never even have to log in unless you want to.
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